While being in China, I have noticed a couple of things worth mentioning or even saying out loud. They either make me laugh, think or wonder. Some are quite simply boring but most of them are really interesting!
I would love to know your thoughts on these once you finish reading them.
I'm still in China so may even have more notes to put down - I just hope I don't get in trouble saying these, I mean no disrespect!!!
- In the village it's nice because nobody has phones to take pictures so no body asks for one. They just stare blankly until I wave and they would too.
- The Chinese women walk free with very, in fact, extremely hairy armpits! I just don't understand why? It's not a bad thing but it's just not nice :/ They are long enough to comb and braid I swear. They're not even afraid to show it either - should I start growing my leg hair and strut around? (Silly question?)
- There are no such thing as nappies, diapers or pampers (they're all the same thing right?) in China. Children are so well disciplined that they wear trousers with (literally) ass holes for them to pee or poo in the streets right when they need to! I held a baby at a village wasn't wearing any nappies (I so feared for warm runny water flowing down my arm) - And when she needed to go, she would make a signal to her mother and her mother would squat her down to the ground to urinate. THIS BABY WAS LIKE 5 MONTHS OLD. This was too ghetto.
- Most men in the country when it is hot like to wear their top rolled up above their belly - to the point where there is an extreme belly flop or food belly hanging out. It's everywhere I go, a man with an instant made crop top on his mobile or casually walking around like its the style. It's obviously very hot but mate, please keep your belly to yourself!
- Many visually impaired people are trained to become masseurs! The Chinese believe that if you lose one sense, sight for example, your other senses improve, e.g. touch. They know where to go and focus on but when I did it, I was screaming in pain. I recommend it :)
- When its sunny, I swear every Chinese would hide under their Umbrellas to avoid getting a tan. This is a sad issue in China that the majority of the population has a problem with. The media is full of 'white' looking Chinese and adverts are filled with whitening cream and powders. This is especially for the girls, the middles age and the young. Most of the elders are dark skinned and the even younger ones are mostly made to wear hats or tan-proof jackets. The Chinese have some sort of obsession with being very light skinned.
- China likes to charge more for drinks in the fridge despite believing that warm drinks are good for you.
- Foreign people are charged twice as much as local prices that has already been set. Most shops have no price tags so get really excited when charging western customers more than they would use ever make in one day. The shame.
- Some westerners in China, especially those from the US always strut around with the attitude that they are more western than the westerns in China!
- China tv plays no western shows! Only Japanese programs and CNN where London MAY pop up (if there was a flood). I may have said this before but people look at me as though I am from another planet so you can imagine the look I get once I speak. They get even more baffled. Now I see why they get so surprised to see such as person like me (dark skinned) - NO MEDIA HERE SHOWS US.
- North China grow, make and eat lots of noodles. The South grow, make and eat lots of rice.
- There are many people here who I feel, feel under the pressure of getting married and having kids before a certain age and so you would see a couple a minute everywhere you go clinging onto each others with His and Hers across their foreheads! I have seen far more formations of 'holding hands' than I could ever imagine.
- China is almost obsessed with keeping the Pandas alive and surviving, spending lots of money and time on research, investigations and products. Pandas according to the evolution theory are not made to survive this long (they were due to be extinct years ago) as they are born so tiny.
I'll be back tomorrow for my Day 8 to 15 itinerary of China!
Be back too xx